Funny Swos

Sometimes very funny things happen in Swos,
it can be a highlight, a miss or a screenshoot
that looks funny (or stupid). If you have a funny
screenshoot, picture or anything else you think may
fit in well on this page, then please send it to me at;

webmaster@sweswos.cjb.net

It will be put up on the chart below. What place it get
depends on one single thing ! How funny / stupid it is !


Funny Swos Top 10 Chart

Place
Picture
Comment
Author
1
Keeper picks up ball inside goal
This keeper brakes again all rules a keeper have !
1 he picks up a pass form own player
2 he hold the ball more than 20 sec
3 and worst "crime" he does all this inside the goal !
Aston
2
Player firmly rooted to the ground
In this hil-file the defender has been really rooted to the ground,
so when the keeper is trying to pass him the ball it hit the post and the
result well, check out yourself,
I'll bet the keeper and defender will
be on the bench in the next game.
Aston
3
Keeper make BIG mistake. Sometimes it's good to start the game fast, but not if there are a player from the other team around and especially not if he can reach the ball ! Aston
4
Invisible player make a goalpass. Looks like one of the teams have a "ghost-player" in this match, becouse the ball touch "something" and make a mystery bounce / "goalpass". Intravolvo
5
Referee send off ALL players.
Here you can see a referee that send off more players than the colombian referee (John J Toto Rendon) did during the world cup match between Denmark & South-Africa.
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6
Forward bribed by other team ?
Sometimes forwards just can't seems to get the ball in the net, no matter how hard they try the ball just won't go in. Here is a very good example of that !
Aston
7
Are there any linesmen in Swos ?
Now I guess you say "This picture must be faked, there are no linesmen in Swos". Well, not as far as I know, but when you watch the picture you may get a bit confused I suggest you download the highlightfile and find out how it really is !
Aston
8
Player take a piss behind goal
Sometimes you just can wait until halftime, you have to piss and that now. What do you do ? Run to the dressing-room ? Use the public-toilet ? or.... take a piss behind the goal ? For this player the choice was simple :-)
Tornado
9
Keeper saved by posts & defenders
We all know David James has his days and in this highlightfile is one of those days. When he put his trust in his defenders and especially in his posts. Marian Pahars is the most unlucky player on pitch !
Aston
10
Stupid Game
This is a very rare highlightfile becouse I have only seen this once and have never heard of it from anyone else. One of the teams got a freekick and then two of the players were on the exacly same distance from the ball. Which means the computer didn't know which player that should take the freekick !
Aston
# Fran of Deportivo La Coruna gets mad on Bebeto (his team-"mate" and kicks him to the ground. The refree sees the situation and gives him a red card ? No just a yellow card and a booking :-) Aston
#
The ball is out !!! But the referee doesn't blow the whisle, he just let the game go on. Download and decide if he was right or wrong. Aston
# Sometimes the club-presidents can become very irritated if you don't answer on their job-offers at once, the picture above show this very clear Aston
# Hey Mr Referee, you can't show the yellow card before the kick off. This referee really must have something against Ibrahimovic or maybe, something happen on the way out to the pitch. We'll never find out ! Aston
# Mr Referee is back with early card showings, this time he send off my player after 1 minute, common' can I at leased start playing with 11 men ? Aston
#
As you can see on the picture left, England have only hit goal six times. But they have scored eight times, to be honest I can't figure out how, maybe, you are smarter than me :-) download the hil-file and check it out yourself ! Aston
# Aoutch, very risky defending by the AIK-defenders on the Malmö forwards but no referee is in the area so I guess he let it pass, but people don't try this at home, this kind of defending is for real Swos-pro's only ;-) Aston
# Me.... ????? No no referee they tripped on each other I swear I had nothing to do with it, I only saw them falling to the ground. Aston
#
The forward is kickdown but no penalty is given altought the forward is trying to "play" injured. The keeper decide to roll the ball out to the nearest defender but, the forward gets up fit for fight and manage to "steal" the ball from the keeper and put in back of the net ! Enigma
#
The keeper decide to take a ride but a forward from the other team snaps up the ball and pass to his fellow-striker that has an open goal but a defender panic and heading the ball in his own crossbar and the ball land in front of the keeper. The remaining time keeper stayed in goal ! Aston
#
The defender is heading back to the keeper, but hit the post and the keeper is fooled ?! No he makes a firstrated save and manage to get the striker to hit the same post !
Then the strikers fellow- midfielder heading the ball over an open goal totaly unattacked !!
Aston
#
No, this goal was not scored by Nicky Butt, not even by Nickys Butt :-) This goal was scored by Niklas Skoog, but with his butt.... Eh shall we take that again ? :-) Skoog heads the ball in the crossbar while standing on the goal-line, the ball falls down and hits Skoog in his back, hard to explain, funny to watch ! Aston
#
Owngoals are often very nice to see and take a look at the last goal on this hil-file and enjoy this very excellent communication between the defender and the keeper. Very nice owngoal :-) Aston
#
Romario, a 15 M striker shouldn't be able to miss an open goal from less than one meter. But in this hil-file he does. The keeper is out for lunch and leave the goal wideopen ! Aston
#
The forward runs into the penalty-area with the ball under control, the first defender tackle him, but the referee let it pass. Then the second defender tackle him while he still on the ground. That didn't the referee like and gave him a yellow card and a penalty against ! Aston
#
I bet the keeper of Halmstad ask that question after this match. He makes some saves, the ball hit his post for three times, he first save a penalty, then he saves another penalty and also save the re-bound, but with 1 (one) minute left of the match Norrköping score 1-0 and keepers day was totaly broken ! Aston


Aston Villa vs Bröndby
Barry tries to head back to Schmeichel when Jonson
snaps it up and shoot, but Schmeichel makes a save !!!

Terrible pass by Barry Superb shoot by Jonson Schmeichel makes a excellent save

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